Disturbing Beer News.Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:1) Gained weight.2) Talked excessively without making sense.3) Became overly emotional.4) Couldn’t drive.5) Failed to think rationally.6) Argued over nothing.7) Had to sit down while urinating.8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.No further testing was considered necessary.Nun in HootersA nun, badly needing to use to a restroom, walked into a local hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would go off. Each time the lights went out the place would. “To get our drink on!” Anna is barley 21 and her husband, Tommy, is 25. So I said..."What the hell!" Then got dressed in my nicest non-work clothes I could find when I came out of the bedroom Alice and Anna were standing side by side in the sexiest dresses I had ever seen. Anna is shorter than my wife, around 5’ 2” and has the most perfect heart-shaped ass you have even gazed upon. If there is one knock on her its that she only has C-cup titties, while Alice’s are a full double D. “Are you gonna drool all night?” Anna asked smiling at me. “I just might, ya’ll look amazing!” I said trying to hide the erection I just got. They laughed and batted their eyes in that old-fashioned...aw, kind of way. Tommy came in and said “Whoa, shall we go?” At the club we danced and drank for what seemed like hours. All the while I couldn’t get the blow-job I had in the morning out of my head. I just couldn’t wait to get back home and finish what Alice and I started, before Anna and Tommy got here. We.
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